No Bitch! Imma Unicorn!
Is that alright?
While, I think that it's cute
That there's a hip little nerdy trend circling around what we socially awkward people who
Don't give a fuck about fashion, who
Don't give a fuck about sports, who
Don't give a fuck about who's fuckin' who in the rumor mill, who
Don't give a fuck about politics or the latest house pet of the made for ADD broadcast reality
Don't give a fuck about the newest yoga trend except white girls with Black ass look great in
yoga pants, who.
Don't give a fuck about a whole lotta shit.
are attracted to "So, Is that really Little Birds in French. For Real forreal? Hi I'm fuckin' Awestruck. You're the sexiest Muthafuckah I've seen since walking out of my lab. Please forgive me. I...
I just don't see ____ reading literature much these days..."
Yeah! Damn! What the fuck is wrong with wanting to engage in discussions leading up to what some of us call might intimate congress with another fucking human being.
As opposed to know how the developing relationship with, "Nice shoes!", says, Sum Dum Guy to Umm, who says in return, "Thank You", is going to end, even before one of you is introduced to...
I'm a Nefelibata.
You ever fuck in your FMP?
It's a binary response.
But sapiosexuality neither describes the gender(s) to which you are attracted to nor does it form the basis of any meaningful community—unless you count a Facebook group that posts lots of grammar memes.
Instead, “sapiosexual” seems to circulate primarily as a layer of pretension on top of a more traditional sexual identity. It’s a sexual orientation for people who think that they’re too smart to have a sexual orientation.
Says SAMANTHA ALLEN
in her fairly bigoted article, "Pretentious Is Not A Sexual Orientation"
Not even close.
There is no comment bar on the article and I understand why.
The poor child is just inviting a bunch of brilliant people to verbally abuse her with words she may need to look up.
Especially in defense of those not so bright people that are attracted to our kind and never had a word to express who the are and what their kink is.
See, while Big Dumb Jock and He Makes Me Laugh have been popular FOREVER
I ain't neva heard a bitch say, "Oh Shit! That Neil Degrasse Tyson can get it! I just wanna crawl all up in between his ears and fuck the shit outta his cosmos."
I have heard a women express a lustful attraction to Albert Einstein after reading one of his papers.
I believe it was something he learned while teaching in a mostly Black elementary school.
No! You don't even have to be hetero to be sapio
You can be as gay as a bonnet in an Easter parade and still get all hot and bothered when somebody starts spitting line and verse about wave form generators, or all manner of dope shit.
Andre said it best, "Play with your own squishy..."
We're real dammit and so are the people that want to pick our brains and then fuck us as stupid as the rest of the world thinks we are.
And while ass watching is my favorite spectator sport
You\'ll have to forgive me to having that damned penis and that holdover active biological imperative to at least objectify.
Being heterosexual and for the most part square on all six sides.
I am still seeking an appropriately limber, disciplined and naturally submissive Rope Bunny.
I\'m not apt to turn down an opportunity to walk Sistah Big Bones home from campus with some Udon noodles, green tea ice cream, talkin\' \'bout, \" I need a free hand mammogram
I got weed, drink, and a Handicam
All of which is legal in Amsterdam\" or
hate fuck the dog shit out of little Miss wealthy, spoiled, slumming, entitled, brand name, high, lost, horny, burnin\' Daddy\'s Centurion Card, and...
...yelling at me.
\"YOU NEED TO PLAY MY SONG\"
\"Is your lipstick on my fly? Is it?
No! I don\'t believe it is.
Don\'t be mad.
Yet and still,
5 will get you 10 that chances are I do not want to wake up with them by the time I\'m ready to go back to work.
I\'m going to be well into my elder years with with my head in the lap of someone that enjoys reading and discussing the Bene Gesserit, Asimov, Where the Wild Things, Fox in Sox, the Louis Gossett Jr. article in Player or the latest hand written letter from a friend in Indonesia about the Kopi Luwak.
And you will still be trying to make us into Smurfs.